也许是早期，你只是开始约会。
Perhaps you’ve been together for over 20 years.
Or it’s something in-between.
无论哪种情况，您都喜欢让您的男人发笑，并正在寻找一些“乐趣！”
Well, you’ve landed in the right spot. Because today, we’re laying out 101 humorousthings to say to your boyfriend to make him laugh.
Some of them are appropriate for long-time partners.
Others are great for新人际关系的人。
选择适合您的情况的方法！
101 Funny Questions to Ask a Guy to Make Him Laugh
Looking for somefunny dating questions？我们已经向我们的团队发送了一个Clarion电话，并策划了一个选项列表。
But before we get started, let’s make one thing crystal clear: we’re not professional comedians! So if some of our jokes are more corny than funny, please forgive.
Funny Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend to Make Him Laugh
You’re here to learn如何让一个家伙笑。So, to that end, we’ve come up with some random lines to tickle his funny bone.
1.汉堡包三明治吗？您在这场热门烹饪辩论中站在哪里？
2. Kiss, Marry, Kill Muppets edition: Miss Piggy, Janice, Mama Fiama?
3.您将在饥饿游戏中持续多久？
4.上帝在档案中有什么警告标签？
5.您的生活是“期望与现实”模因：您的两张照片是什么？
6.您最喜欢的阴谋论是什么？最不喜欢的？
7。What’s the worst joke that you know?
8. Dad jokes: where do you stand on them?
9.您认为互联网实际上可能会被打破吗？
10.您穿“一周的日子”内衣吗？
11.您最喜欢的有罪快乐电影是什么？
12. What app on your phone would raise eyebrows?
13. Did you ever have a crush on one of your teachers when you were a kid?
14.您有个人主题曲吗？
15.精灵为您提供了两个选择：始终说出您的想法或再也不会说话。你选择哪个？
16.您正在照顾4岁的侄子。你让他和你一起看《黄石》吗？
17。If you met [insert attractive celebrity], would you remember I existed?
18.您说过的最令人发指的谎言是什么？
19. What celebrity do you think you look like most? Do you think other people would agree?
20. Do you have a stage name?
21.您的超级大国是什么？
22.你有一个改变自我吗？
23.当您还是个孩子的时候，您是否曾经走过父母忙碌？
24.您真的很喜欢您的兄弟姐妹吗？还是更像是“他们是家庭”的爱？
25.关于您最令人难以置信的事情是什么？
浪漫的问题，要求你的男朋友让他发笑
您正在寻找更多随机提出的有趣问题your boyfriend that are浪漫的？这是过道蒸汽一侧的20个选项。
26.除了我，您最喜欢的小吃是什么？
27.您有史以来最疯狂的地方在哪里？
28.您在淋浴时洗涤的第一部分是什么？
29.告诉我您最大的浪漫失败 - 请包括所有血腥的细节！
30. What’s the cheapest present you ever got a girlfriend?
31.想过吗？我们可以变得疯狂。我将授权。
32. What did peanut butter say to the jelly? Oh, never mind! It’s too complicated. What I really want to know is if you wanna grab a bite after work?
33.我们可以整夜在床上度过……塞满脸吗？
34. Wanna take a dance class tonight? I was thinking we’d practice the horizontal mambo?
35. Wanna come over and play p*rn star tonight?
36. Is there room in your bed for me tonight?
37.我想做饭[插入Wink Emoji]。您想过来帮助我鞭打一些东西吗？
38.我必须去购物。我爱你的过道风格。要来吗？
39. Wanna come over and play house?
40.我们应该向我们的朋友撒谎，告诉他们一些事情出现，然后溜进我们的PJ而不是今晚和他们一起出去吗？
41.昨晚我对你有热门梦想？您想今晚使他们成为现实吗？
42.您的专家认为，最性感的蔬菜是什么？
43. If I allowed it, how many women would you invite into your harem? The one rule: you cannot access Viagra, Cialis, or similar drugs.
44. Would you accept $20,000 in exchange for giving up sex for two months?
45. What’s something you believed for way too long about sex that turned out to be wrong?
46. Frodo是有史以来最不性感的名字。您为什么认为Tolkein和它一起去了？
47.您想今晚吹牛并举办我们自己的聚会吗？
48. What can you last longer without: me or your phone? Remember, your phone can’t…well, you know.
49.想一起骑日落吗？我认为是时候了。
50. Skinny dipping tonight: you game?
有趣的东西给你的男朋友发短信使他发笑
No matter how long you’ve been together, texting funny things withyour boyfriend makes the day a bit more fun。如果您需要灵感，请参见以下一些选择。
51.老掉牙的笑话传入:“你所说的一个yday potato? A commentator.”
52.我到了。现在出于您的另外两个愿望。
53. According to my calculations, you owe me a romantic dinner.
54. Netflix and chill — for real. The sexy part will be me getting to pick what we watch.
55.永远不要再发短信给我……如果您不带外卖。
56.我非常爱你，当您打电话不通知时，我什至会拿起电话。
57.我今晚不能。我需要休息一下[在这里插入名人迷的心]，告诉他你现在是我的主要人物。明天晚餐怎么样？
58. I just switched on my heart’s no vacancy sign.
59.您绝对是我最喜欢的人的十大名单。我不能说在哪个位置。
60. You did it! You made me remove the dating apps from my phone.
61。I’m having a serious issue today: I cannot stop thinking about you!
62. It’s time to test your true allegiance! Please pick up some tampons for me on the way home. Welcome to living together, honey!
63.紧急会议：您的嘴唇和我的嘴唇和我的下午7点
64.今晚我的boudoir正在销售：一切都100％折扣！
65. Quick: somebody get me some gloves — because you’re too hot to handle!
66.嘿。现在是中午。您解决了世界上的问题吗？
67。We have a huge decision ahead of us tonight: Hulu or Netflix?
68. Breaking News: The Zombies have landed. Where are we meeting up?
69.我只是bumped into your ex，我们谈论了您的卧室技能。只是在开玩笑。
70.我只是辞职，我和你一起搬家。只是在开玩笑。
71。Your mom just called me. [Wait a beat]. No, she didn’t, but how scared did you just get?
72. It’s official: I hate everyone on this planet except you.
73. It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know where your girlfriend is?
74. Last night has me feeling geriatric today. You certainly gave us a workout last night!
75.您今天做什么有趣的事情 - 除了和我聊天吗？
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76.披萨上的菠萝：是还是否？
77.您想拥有仿生的腿还是手臂？
78. Would you rather be incredible-looking and have a slightly below-average IQ or aggressively ugly and smarter than 99% of the population?
79. If you could make up a job for yourself, what would it be?
80.在尝试之前，您讨厌什么？
81.您可以完全撒谎？
82. Where do you stand on cryptocurrencies: yay or no-way-Jose?
83. Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods?
84.什么食物会让您在食用之前选择死亡？
85. What’s the current state of your underwear drawer?
86. What two things would you never spend money on?
87. What’s your stance on magicians?
88.如果您可以住在世界其他任何地方，那会在哪里？
89.您在琐事之夜的竞争力？
90.您如何看待不让杂货购物车的人：小人或英雄？
91. What do you think is the best job at the grocery store?
92.您最喜欢的歌曲是什么？
93.您愿意成为狗，猫还是仓鼠？
94. Do you ever watch rom-coms when you’re alone? Period dramas?
95. Which “Game of Thrones” best represents you? You can’t pick John Snow or Tyrion Lannister.
96. What’s the best nickname you’ve ever had?
97.您给某人提供的最好的昵称是什么？
98. What’s your Hogwart’s house? Would the sorting cap feel the same?
99.与蒂莫西·查拉梅特（Timothy Chalamet）的MMA战斗中，您将持续多久？岩石？
100.您曾经被踢出餐厅吗？
101.如果您可以选择任何真人秀明星主持婚礼？
生活压力很大。因此，在您的男人的日子里加一点兴趣！毕竟，最小的手势可以走很长一段路。
